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Gabey Lucas

A Berkshire Boar Walks in to a Bar (& gets shot in the face)

A comedy about the silliest ham-based international crisis in British, Canadian, and American history.

Fresh off her Edinburgh Fringe debut, comedian, former honorary Canadian, and “absurdist introspection-lord” (Sam Miller, Stand Up! Records) Gabey Lucas humbly requests your presence at her joke show to talk hard-hitting subjects like:

– Giving the Mona Lisa a gun
– 127 Hours: cat edition
– Could Abe Lincoln beat the crap out of Alexander the Great?
– Unicorn propaganda

Most importantly, she ISN’T going to tell you about the silliest ham-based international crisis in British, Canadian, and American history. She can guarantee it. She’s like… 94% sure.

Join [LAUGH LOFT?] for a dumb ol’ stand-up show with a dollop of even dumber history exploring what happens when a bunch of dolts believe in their own exceptionalism over reason and lives – and the forgotten few characters whose sense prevented a pig on a rock in the Salish Sea from reshaping the Americas forever.

“A f&%^ing great writer” (Patrick Borelli, producer – The Tonight Show)

“Flat out great jokes filled with storytelling that isn’t like any other stand-up show I’ve seen … You’re missing out on something pretty special if you don’t see this.” (Patrick O’Connell, host – Never As Funny Podcast and Mad Dogs of Cambria)

“Fine hour of storytelling with sharp comedic asides … A delightfully odd slice of dumb history with some equally absurd gags.” (Wee Review Scotland)

“Definite wallop” (British Comedy Guide)

“Brilliant … Deserves to sell out.” (Official EdFringe ’24 audience review)